roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Like this joke, bitch.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

thumb_up thumb_down -13

penis

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops