What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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