Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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baskets

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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25

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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captcha: all yer base

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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