What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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The government

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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