What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Religion.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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