A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Yo mama's fat.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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