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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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