Get off my porch.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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kevin kim

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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womens rights

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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This one time at band camp....

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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