Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

knock knock who's there no one

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Donkey lips

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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