I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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your mom died.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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