A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Apple juice.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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