Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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