- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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