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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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full house

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anti jokes are for fags

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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The Christian Bible.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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