- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Knock knock. ... ... after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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captcha: all yer base

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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