- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

canaan and mallory

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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