whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

whats brown and sticky? shit

what is racecar backwards in reverse

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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