- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

A black guy gets a job...

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

I am a joke. I am funny.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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