- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

what is a bracket? a bracket

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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