What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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F? No k

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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