- Anti Joke

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Potato!

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV