- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My kids are mistakes.

A man killed himself.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Donald Trump

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

i lost the game

meh

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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