The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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hi will

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Loner.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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