A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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poop nuff said

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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so... how about that airplane food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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