- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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