What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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