- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

luke moore cant pull it back

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

I had sex with my mother in law

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Weed.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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