Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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