- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

meh

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Cheese stick

jwe

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

woman's rights

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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