- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

lol a man is drowning

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Why did it die Nothing died

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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