There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Your biggest fan.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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