Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

kcuf read it backwards

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Wigan.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

Anti Joke

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