- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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