Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

PSN IS UP

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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