What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Yo mama's fat.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Anti Joke

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