- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

what's worst than being gay? being black

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

woman's rights

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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