- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

whats white and looks like paper paper

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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