Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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honest politician

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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