- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

This is an anti joke

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

kieran scott has a huge back

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

so... how about that airplane food

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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