- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Hillary Clinton

Stealth baseballs record

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

hahahahaha thats not funny

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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