How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Hahaha

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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