A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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your mom died.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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