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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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