whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

a horse walks into a blender ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

your social life.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

An Asian man fails a math test

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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