Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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