Hillary Clinton

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Stealth baseballs record

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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