a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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