- Anti Joke

a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50