,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

A girl gets raped -teagan d

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

a horse walks into a blender ow

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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