- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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