so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Cows are land manatees.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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