- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

The black man leaves the strip club.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What time is it? 20:45.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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