My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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