what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Three black men were walking...

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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