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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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