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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

lol a man is drowning

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Why did it die Nothing died

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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