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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

I LIKE TRAINS

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

People Eating Tasty Animals

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Whats the difference between a frog?

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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