why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Your Mom!!!

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Womens' sports

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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