- Anti Joke

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Has u seen my grammar?

hi will

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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