Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Your mother is average.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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