- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

what is a bracket? a bracket

josh roberts got the d in geog

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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