- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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