How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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fava beans

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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