What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Women's rights

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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The Christian Bible.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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full house

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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