- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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