- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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