A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A possesed goat: "moo"

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

PSN IS UP

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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