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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats white and looks like paper paper

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