Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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