A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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lipstick pig

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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destiny

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Queens Park rangers

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Anti Joke

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